Monday, November 5, 2007

It's Britney, Bitch!

I LOVE the album!!
The music isn't anything to write home about,
and its probably even a little forgettable- but its what Brit does best.
It just simply makes you want to get up and dance,
dance like you used to, pre-baby.
Dance like you used to, with backless halter tops.
Dance like you used to, with all your girlfriends- drink in one hand, smoke in the other.
Dance like you were the shit. Dance like you weighed 110 pounds....
Dance like you knew someone was watching.
Dance like you spent hours putting body glitter all over your arms, chest, and face.
Dance like you did when you were on top of a bar table.
Dance like you were on a mission to take HIM home.
Dance with your eyes closed, arms in the air....
We've all been there.
You know what I'm talkin' about.
Have a listen to the track "Heaven on Earth".
And try not to move. Just try.
Try not to tap your feet, try not to move your head. Try not to smile.
Just try to sit still.
I dare you!
I love Britney Spears.

12 comments:

One Little Seedling said...

We get it... you love mothers who only have 2 visits a week with their children. Mothers, who instead of spending every waking moment with their children for those 2 days, leave their children with strangers.

And her music makes my ears bleed. I cannot give a shit about this girl one bit. Media schmedia... she's an idiot and I'm tired of seeing her everywhere.

And yes... I'm an angry old man.

Why can't she be like Avril? She's a tard, but at least she's a low level tard. "Complicated" and "skater Boi" beats any Britney song. But if we're talking pop, I'd rather listen to Aguilera has thumping tracks on her albums. She also who looks super hot all pregnant and stuff.


Dammit... I try not to comment on any Britney post, but I just can't take it anymore.

Honestly, forget the whole real life Britney drama and tired "Diva Pop" thingy... Forget all that stuff. She's boring as all hell even when her crotch is wide open.

Blue Ryder said...

Jesus...I don't even know what to say to that...

Blue Ryder said...

Ohh ohh, I know I know!

You talk shit about HER being boring with her crotch wide open? YOU'RE BOHRING!

The Dreamer said...

I'm gonna have to check it out, she hasn't been my FAV lately!

Mama B said...

Geesh, TL! You made ME wanna check out the music and I never really liked Brit in the first place!!!hahaha :0)

One Little Seedling said...

I know I'm boring... In fact, I'm the most boring person on this earth. I have no life and don't really do much for mankind, but I don't shove it in people's faces.

I hope her album flames just like her gonorrhea crotch ass face. She's a whores crotch without the dancing skillz.

We all have our own opinion and that's just mine of hers. Now quiet down so I can finish watching my Hannah Montana. It's the tennis episode she has to decide which friend do give her one and only ticket to. I'd like to blame Iz, but for some odd reason I can't stop watching this goofy Disney show.

Blue Ryder said...

My intent was not to glorify and shove it in your face, but to merely say that one particular song made me want to dance.

Now, you shut up, and go back downstairs.

One Little Seedling said...

"It's Britney Bitch!" is shoving it my face.

But I wasn't talking about you jeez. Talk about defensive for miss little Brit. I meant the "shove it in people's faces" for Brit and her attention whoring ass. PLEASE DON'T SAY IT'S ALL "THE EVIL MEDIA". Christina does some random stuff but she doesn't get front page. Britney loves the attention or she'd leave LA. She'd also probably put on a pair of undies.

Anonymous said...

Are you people really arguing about Britney Spears???

Personally speaking, it matters little to me what she does in public - can't stand "celebrities" to begin with (I've worked with them up-close-and-personal enough), although I did enjoy the photos of her getting out of her car.

Whatever she has done, the significant point about Britney Spears is that SHE HAS DONE SOMETHING in her life. She wanted to be a singer, so she became a singer. She didn't sit on her ass all day long, telling her friends about "what she wanted to be" then made up excuses as to why she didn't pursue her stated goals and dreams.

Blue Ryder said...

"It's Britney, bitch" is right before her single, "gimme more", and its going staight to iTunes so I can chop it into a ringtone.

One Little Seedling said...

I believe a lot of people here do have lives and work their ass off. They may not be living a singers life or some big dream. But living the life they want and earn. So what if not anyone recognizes their accomplishments. So what if it may be some small factory job or even at home with kids? If they're satisfied with who they are as a person... fuck all.

Maybe I'm not the best example for life, but I'm trying real hard to get things done by studying up on what I need to do. I've done only tiny tiny things, but they are steps. I don't care if people don't believe in me or think I'm actually doing anything. My life is my own, just like Britney! With out the stank as crotch... at least not on Sundays.

And it's conversation or conversation sake. It's also called fun. I hate Britney so fuck'n what?


Weeeee. Hugs all around. hee heee. Hell hug the stank crotch too.

She's putting on a ring tone! Hee hee. Oh well. BlueRyder luvs the Brit. I'm ready to get it shoved in my face.

What evs. Keep on rock'n BlueRyder.

irishflipper said...

hey "anonymous",

if your post was a shot at the seed, eff u. if not - nevermind.

as to the britney stuff- tl is entitled to enjoy any music she pleases. whoever wrote/produced coherent music out of that whack job should be awarded a grammy.


peace