Sunday, September 28, 2008

10 Ways of Hotnett

So the Seed and I are just sitting around, after having watched "The Faculty" and "40 Days and 40 Nights" with the gang....My thoughts have been on Josh Hartnett all night long, and the Seed knows this. He says, "You should do a blog post about Josh. 10 Ways of Hotnett. Sounds like a GREAT idea.

I love the way he rips off the blade of the paper cutter, with one foot on the table. Sooooooooooo Manly. I love the way he walks. I love the way he slouch walks. I love the way he can be goofy. I love his smile. I love his smoldering, brooding, comegetme eyes. I love his tallness. A confident, yet shy (appearing), tall, candystick. I love his badassness + cuteness. I love his sexiness. I love his mole at the bottom of his neck. I love when he says, "if anyone see us, just grab me and pretend like we're makin' out. I love him in 'Virgin Suicides" even with his crazy wig. And I love love love love love love love his fucking dead sexy voice.

The Seed says he's got this boyish charm/badassmanlyness. I agree (although I think its hysterical that he's helping me out, here).

I think that was way more then ten.

8 comments:

One Little Seedling said...

You like his candystick.

@margeemateo said...

ooh! Josh Hartnett.... *drools!* =) im gonna rent me a copy of that August movie as soon as i decide to renew my Netflix.

him and James Franco are my top picks right now. =D

Unknown said...

eh .. i don't like the beady eyes & dopey look. hehehe at least we never have to fight over the boys .. though sounds like you may have to fight the seed for him. kekeke

Slowburn said...

just think Til, you're becoming a cougar! After all you're almost 40! ...and you like these little boys... lol, i crack me up.

sassypants said...

I don't even know you anymore :(

Blue Ryder said...

You don't know me- or your husband? what's wrong amie? Slowburn (old man- older than me by a month) embaressing you? What is this word "cougar", and why the hell is everyone using that these days? At least josh is in his 30s and not like your wife, ken- who is still what? 25?

sassypants said...

Unfortunately Til- that's looked at as a good thing for men to have a younger woman, that's the double standard world we live.

Slowburn said...

...um, actually she's in her 30's. So there.