Dear Chief Sherpa....

It wasn't me.

I didn't do it.

I know I asked you one more time,

and I know you said "NO" emphatically.

And I also know that I told you that everytime I saw the pictures of you like that,

I LAUGH MY ASS OFF.

And I know that you said that you were VERY happy to be

the subject of my entertainment, but "NO".

I'm just sayin,

It wasn't me.