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"Almost heaven, West VirginiaBlue ridge mountains, Shenandoah river..
Life is old there, older than the trees..
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze..
Country roads, take me hooommeeee...
To the place, I be-long!!
WEST VIRGINIA
mountain mommmmaaaa
Take me home, country roads!
All my memries, gather round her...
Miners lady, stranger to blue water..
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky..
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye!
Country roads, take me hooommmmeee
To the place, I be-long!
WEST VIRGINIA!!!
mountain mommmaaaaaaaaaaa...
Take me home, country roads!
I hear her voice, in the mornin hours she calls to me!
The radio reminds me of my home far a-way!
And drivin down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterdaaaayyyyyyyy!
Country roads, take me home....
To the place, I be-long!
WEST VIRGINIA!
mountain mommmmmaaaaaaa!
Take me home, country roads!!!!"
-John Denver
West Virginia...
Bold, Beautiful.
(I saw that on a West Virginia license plate. Laughed my ass off. A little.)
Happy Birthday mountain mama.
21 comments:
Awww, Happy Birthday M!!!!! I didn't know you were December too... geesh - that tells you something - all the awesome people were born in our month... heh heh heh
(No offense to you, TL.)
:-) :-)
"Hahpeee" Birtday to our favorite back-country, roadkill-eatin, ghetto gold-toof wearin biznatch!
*muah*
p
Actually, I remember the lisence plate saying, "West Virginia: Wild, Wonderful"!!
Even better.
Happy Birthday Michelle!!! Awesome Ode Til. You surprise even me sometimes.
damn straight i'm wild and wonderful. at least i can read (usually) and have all my teeth (gold ones included). i'm not sure whether to thank you for the ode or to punch you in the face. i'll decide when i see you. i'm leaning toward punching.
Would it be wrong to take sides ? (If not, I say PUNCHING .. p.s. can you wait til I get there?)
~guess who
Dear "Anonymous",
Soon after she punches me in the face, I shall stab you in the back of your neck. Then you and the baby can sleep outside in the snow. No wait. The baby clearly has nothing to do with this, so he can stay. He's even luckier that he's fat and cute, and would probably make a good meal.
Sincerely,
The Sherpa Lover
wow sherpa lover, that was harsh, even for you ... wait til sherpa reads that.
p.s. wrong guess .. guess again
Is it the ever-sleuthing-for-tasty-places-to-eat-pain-in-my-ass-Polly?
"M" should donkey punch her crotch.
"Would it be wrong to take sides?" would not be written by the Sherp.
The Sherp would say "..." She's too busy watching reruns of "The Hillz"
What the hell is a donkey punch??
Now shut up and go back downstairs.
I'm not a pain in your ass so must not be P.
I second the donkey punch .. whatever the hell that is.
For poops and giggles google "Donkey Punch" but you may never speak to me again.
i should've known better, but i googled it anyway. awesome.
you really need to move out of the basement.
Gross dude. What is WRONG with you??
"Donkey Punch" sounds so innocent and goofy... until you google it. Hee hee. So does corn holing(I recommend NOT googling that.
Don't google "rusty trombone", or "dirty sanchez", or "cinncinati bowtie" either. Just bad news.
WHERE ARE WE GOING WITH THIS?
There isn't anything fun on googling "the dangly" except one link that says "What's the dangly thing in the back of your throat for?". Hee hee. I would love to comment on that. Something like... "Your dad's fat love stick, that's what". Hee hee. That would have been fun.
all right people, check out this site for the humorous definitions of 33 "named" acts. some may even be physically possible:
http://www.subgenius.com/updates/5-99news/X0027_the_dirty_sanchez_et.html
Obviously written by a 12 year old boy during study.
That being said, chicks dig the #10. "The Flying Camel" is best done on a first date. Hee hee.
Obviously written by a 12 year old boy during study.
That being said, chicks dig the #10. "The Flying Camel" is best done on a first date. Hee hee.
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