Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Kahala Mall

Ahhh, where BE used to live- just right around the corner..

And where we happened to be going to Best Buy...

And where JC dropped the last remained bite of his Snicker's Candy Bar on the dirty ass parking lot, probably bouncing off of his open toed worn down thong flip flops .......and where it splat onto the parking lot nougat side down......and where he stared at it thoughtfully for a few seconds as it began to melt on the hot Hawaiian asphalt...and....

Where I learned about the "Five Second Rule".

6 comments:

One Little Seedling said...

THe 5 second rule was "busted" by "Mythbusters". The same amount of bacteria would cling to the food no matter what. Especially very porous items that work like a sponge. So it would be like wiping the floor then chewing on it. Gnarly.

Of course they say crackers and other less porous foods would pick up less bacteria then say a melting candy bar or cheese. These wonderful food items would act as a sponge for the wonderous little bacteria beneath our wonderful toes. How should I describe this? It would be like swatting dead meat thats fully infested with flies. Swatting it with sticky fly paper no less. Then taking said fly paper, rolling it like a taco, and inserting in one's mouth. Mmmm. Check please!

Braving the Arirang said...

Wow, G...thank you so much. haha I am glad I ate my lunch a little over two hours ago.

PS. I saw that episode of "Mythbusters" ...made my stomach churn!

onocoffee said...

You be quiet over there Seed - or I'm gonna smear some greasy french fries on my forehead!!!!

Blue Ryder said...

No worries, Onocoffee. I've also witnessed MA instituting the "5 Second Rule" on one succulent peice of lamb, and one ice cream cone. That woman will eat anything.

Anonymous said...

5 seconds ? HA! With MA, it was more like the "5 hour rule" .. yikes ! Think of the bacteria built up over that extensive period of time. A-ha! The true source of her IBS emerges. T - can't you hear her now ?!?! "Alright .. OK you two .. we got it !" LOL

Anonymous said...

All right. OK YOU TWO. WE GOT IT. Jesus.

-m.