Fat War Logic

Additional thoughts:

1. You can take any weight loss miracle pill.
2. You don't have to eat anything at all.
3. You can become anorexic or bulemic, if you wish.
4. You can run yourself into a wall, and blow out your knee.
5. You can sabotage your buddies drinking water by adding fat to it.
6. You can smoke. Now- we all know what that does to our appetite.
7. You can beat each other up.
8. You can play dumb while doing your calculations.
9. You can sit in a hot tub all day while the fat oozes out of your pores.
10. You can run with plastic wrapped around your body so you sweat more. Oh wait. Sherpa's doing that- along with the 1200 cal/per day plan.

$200 bills are waiting. How far will we go? Once we get to Italy, boy. Are we gonna have a ton of pictures that look like this:

But instead of being drunk, we'll be hungry. This will merely be us at the sight of food.