Bottle Rockets...

So, on a lighter note..

If you ever feel like giving away money for a good, hearty, laugh- I know a guy who'll gladly help you out. 10 bucks, 20 bucks, 5 cents, you name it. For 5 dollars, he might drink a shot glass full of hot sauce, or something similar. For 25 dollars, he might bend over, pull his pants down to his knees, put his ass out the window of a townhouse, and have a BFF gingerly place the end of a bottle rocket into his ass (although he might complain a little, if it hurts). For the same small fee- you can even watch the BFF light it up, and watch it shoot out of his ass and into the street. How's THAT for good times???

And not only that..he'd willingly to do it again. Blondiesassypants told me that she recently saw this doerofanythingstupidandtakerofmoney, and this is what he had to say:

"Next time we do the bottle rocket thing, we need to make something out of cardboard that will protect all of my goods, with just a hole cut out to stick the bottle rocket in."

In which she promptly emailed me, and said:

1. To think that there will be a next time???

2. To put thought into making a contraption that leaves an asshole opening????

3. To want someone shoving a bottle rocket in your ass again???


Yeah. True story. No lie.

I have NO idea who'd do that... I don't have ANY relationships with THOSE types of people...;)